Simon

AGE: 43 years old

OCCUPATION: Right hand man yo

HEIGHT: 193cm / 6'3"

ORIENTATION: Pan

A goofball through and through, Simon has probably never known what the word 'embarrassed' means and isn't ashamed of appearing either in his birthday suit or in women's clothing. He's a talker who likes to hear his own voice, humiliate others and make them uncomfortable, and experiences a sadistic pleasure from hurting others. No one has ever claimed Simon is a good person. Despite that, he's at least loyal to his friends and cares for them deeply.

Simon has strong leadership abilities, is very organized and has a great attention to detail, and always seem to be one step ahead of everyone else. Creative in several ways, both in problem solving and creating. He struggles with being bossed around with unless it's by a person he looks up to and respects. 

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Dumb headcanons established from previous blogs:

Simon used to be addicted to methamphetamine and has scars after injecting drugs as well as after picking and scratching at his skin. 

He's been to prison twice. Once because of having sex with a goat, the other time because he flashed himself in front of a bunch of kids. Needless to say, he lost everything he had after that second time because then he was a sex offender and in the same register as convicted pedophiles. All Simon was, was high and dumb.

Simon may or may not have a crush on Negan.

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